Mouth full of fonts

It’s now 8:00 AM, and I’ve just finished printing out the 5th version of my cover letter for the Iowa City Public Library Perfect Job. No, it wasn’t typos or grammer that I was fixing – it was fonts.

Maybe it’s because I think this job is perfect, and want my cover letter and resume to reflect my NEED for this job, but I just wasn’t satisfied with how it looked. Part of it is that this is the longest cover letter I’ve ever written. I have actual professional experience, and with this particular position at least three different ways that I’m perfect for it. It’s a young adult and adult services position (no babies!) and editing the newsletter.

Hi. Everything I love to do is in this job.

All of the cover letters I’ve written were scrawny compared to this bad boy.

So it seemed that every font and size combination I tried today made the text look too bulky. I finally settled on Times NR, because it looks sort of literary. Rar. It’s too bad my computer seems to hate when I load a big font package, or I would have used something craaazy.

I’m going to go mail my application now. If you would all please please please think positive thoughts for me on this, I swear, I’ll never ask for another thing again.

Update:
No! No! No! The Onion is all over this!

Resume Font Offends Employer
“The decision to set his resume in default-font Times New Roman ‘deeply, personally, and irrevocably’ offended a prospective employer of Seth Hershey Monday.”

  1. I also loves the Garamond. It got me my dream job. Well, maybe not JUST Garamond, but I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

    Iowa City isn’t quite Portland, but I for one would be super 1000x hoppity skippity jumping up and down if you moved there. I love Iowa City, I love my family that lives there, and you +Jason moving there would be just another reason to visit.

  2. I completely sympathize with your font distress. I always devote a large portion of my paper-writing time to font selection (this might be procrastination on my part). And I never feel like I can choose Times New Roman because it’s the default.

    Oh. And GOOD LUCK. :o)

  3. The best part about being an actor is that you don’t need a cover letter…you just need to have a picture of yourself and have the ability to kiss as at parties while drinking beer or wine or doing other naughty things…

  4. With a Peter Pan & Tinkerbell force of concentration – I hope you get the job, I hope you get the job, I hope you get the job!

  5. Hey, Times New Roman is a perfectly respectable choice. Good luck. They’d be stupid not to hire you.

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