Overhead in Basil Thai Cafe

“No, I’m serious. There’s something really weird about library science.”

silence. friends nodding.

“I don’t know what it is about library science that’s so cultish, but I want to apply and find out.”
“Yeah, I heard that a guy got trapped in the stacks once. He was there at the end of the night, and they locked up with him still in there. Instead of using one of the phones, he took a stool and broke a window to get out.”
“What about the guy who was living there? I heard he was there for, like, two months before they found him. He had a lamp and a cot inbetween the shelves.”
“Well, and it’s haunted.”

nods of agreement.