Luck be a librarian
I’ve always had luck at libraries. I think it might be they can smell the future librarian on me, or maybe they can tell it runs in my blood.
Twice during my nomadic AmeriCorps year, I managed to wheedle library cards out of libraries near which I lived for no more than six weeks, and with no permanent address in the county.
Today, I managed to let my local library lend me a roll of microfilm, to scan (for archive purposes). Microfilm! You’re not supposed to lend that shit out! I’m a little scared by my power.
with power comes responsiblity
I know, father. I know. I shall not disappoint you, or the Council.