Since I’m moving, I’m eating whatever random food I have in my fridge. I discovered skunky Miller Lite from my birthday, so instead of throwing it away, I tried washing my hair in it.
I haven’t heard of anyone doing that since the 70’s, but I had nothing to lose. This morning, I used my usual Pantene shampoo/conditioner. After rinsing, I cracked open a warm one, and poured it on my head. After a rinse, and a towel dry, I styled normally (that means I didn’t style at all) and headed off to work.
I can’t say that I smell boozy, but every once in a while, I’ll catch the yeasty waft of beer, and wonder if it’s my imagination.
My hair looks and feels exactly the same.
Nerve.com has an ongoing feature called “I Did It for Science”. Fetish bars,
Craigslist nude housecleaning, etc. are explored under the thin officiality of a mildly scientific format. I freaking love it.
This time, it was dressing like a dude. As usual, I had to stifle my giggles. There are people at work here.
The best part was that Rev. Jen, as a dude, reminds me of a certain other fellow.
