Happy Birthday, cat!
I’ve just now decided that today is Stellaaa’s birthday.
I’ve also decided that we will change Stellaaa’s name on her birthday.
Please change her name in your address books to … Physics.
Thank you.
(If this is upsetting to you, remember, she’s deaf.)
I think Physics is an awesome name for a cat! It seems especially appropriate since they can do things that most mammals can only dream about.