Analo-gesic

“Sonya, can you help us out with a good analogy for 1 to 10 million? Here’s where we’re starting – an illustration USA Today-type graph, an ant to an elephant or a penny to a stack taller than the Sears Tower. And I need this by 11:00 a.m.”

Luckily, this is from my favorite Corporate Shill, and I’ll be sure to add an extra version just for her – something perverse. Hup hup!