It’s Getting Better All the Time
As I left my apartment this morning, I turned around to lock my door.
That’s when I got paint all over myself.
Effing management painted early in the morning, and didn’t have signs up the night before, so I had no idea that my DOOR would be covered in PAINT.
On the upside, my day got better and better from there. I didn’t fall into a hole, or have a bus splash water up on me.