Saltines are good.

Much like the way Sprite tastes like “staying home from school with the flu”, Saltines are a psychosomatic/really good way to feel better when you’re feeling sick. They make you want to drink water, which is good, and they have an accumulated taste of Mom and feeling better.

Which is to say, I’m not feeling so hot today. I woke up feeling weird. Wait – I slept weird. Jason – will you post what it was I said to you in my sleep last night? I think it’s really funny, but that’s probably because I said it.

I’m calling in sick to the library. I’m going to go home and watch crap tv with my cat on my lap. Yeah. That will be good.