Shit shit, kitty.

Well, there it is. The open letter didn’t work. The previous owner of my cat, the one who said that if I ever didn’t want it I should call her and she’d take the cat back, has told me that her husband won’t let her take the cat back.

So, anyone want a cat?

Upsides:
She’s declawed
She’s cuddly
She’s not a kitten
She’s aesthetically pleasing

Downsides:
She’s not a kitten
She’s overly furry
She meows at night unless you have a rolled up sock available for her to carry around like it’s a kitten.

Help!