I need to adopt a baby.

I recently had a heart-to-heart with myself (not as difficult as you think) and realized/decided/discovered that I will some day adopt a baby.

I’ve planned out so much of the next few years of my life, and I think I just kept going with the planning.

Anyway, it’s not something I’m going to do for a while, but when I read that Penn of Penn & Teller named his baby Moxie CrimeFighter Penn, it jolted me into remembering my inner conversation … because I think that’s exactly the kind of name I’d want to give a kid.

And that’s why I know I shouldn’t get one yet.