{"id":926,"date":"2009-05-03T11:00:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T17:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/926"},"modified":"2009-05-03T11:00:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T17:00:37","slug":"past-mile-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/926","title":{"rendered":"Past mile 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com\/betamax\/betamax.swf?item_id=1481&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com\/betamax\/betamax.swf?item_id=1481&#038;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>My heart goes into palpitations every time I watch this. I like how the person holding the camera starts making sounds like ghosts at the end,   as they can&#8217;t handle the cute and their brain starts to melt.<\/p>\n<p>Long ago,   I used to play the game &#8220;If You Were an Animal, What Would You Be?&#8221; with my friends. You know &#8211; Sam is a polar bear, Jason&#8217;s a human, Christa was a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Characters_and_races_of_the_Dark_Crystal#Gelflings\">gelflin<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It took me a few months to figure out Allison&#8217;s, but I was watching TV and saw the <a href=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Loris<\/a>&#8220;>slow loris<\/a>. They look like Ewok\/teddy bear\/large hamsters, and they have toxin glands in their armpits. That sums up Allison &#8211; supercute, but bitey.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, if I were as cute as a loris, I&#8217;d need a defense mechanism too, or I&#8217;d end up without any fur from all the tickling.<\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }\n.flickr-yourcomment { }\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }\n<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/3496543527\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3301\/3496543527_eb134cb9d1.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/3496543527\/\">On the Walk for Hunger<\/a>,<br \/>\n  originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/sundaykofax\/\">sundaykofax<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\nAt 1.5 miles with Civitron and the Secret Society of Superheroes.\n<\/p>\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }\n.flickr-yourcomment { }\n.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }\n.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }\n<\/style>\n<div class=\"flickr-frame\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/3497035841\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3046\/3497035841_4f4b910f68.jpg\" class=\"flickr-photo\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span class=\"flickr-caption\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sundaykofax\/3497035841\/\">Past mile 8<\/a>,<br \/>\n  originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/sundaykofax\/\">sundaykofax<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"flickr-yourcomment\">\nJason is a born walker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My heart goes into palpitations every time I watch this. I like how the person holding the camera starts making sounds like ghosts at the end, as they can&#8217;t handle the cute and their brain starts to melt. 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