{"id":921,"date":"2009-04-29T10:41:41","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T16:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=921"},"modified":"2009-05-07T21:54:40","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T03:54:40","slug":"the-most-adorable-heart-attack-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/921","title":{"rendered":"The most adorable heart attack you&#8217;ll ever have"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: THE LORIS&#8217; NAME IS SONYA. Is my power animal a loris?<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com\/betamax\/betamax.swf?item_id=1481&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com\/betamax\/betamax.swf?item_id=1481&#038;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>My heart goes into palpitations every time I watch this. I like how the person holding the camera starts making sounds like ghosts at the end,   as they can&#8217;t handle the cute and their brain starts to melt.<\/p>\n<p>Long ago, I used to play the game &#8220;If You Were an Animal, What Would You Be?&#8221; with my friends. You know &#8211; Sam is a polar bear, Jason&#8217;s a human, Christa was a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Characters_and_races_of_the_Dark_Crystal#Gelflings\">gelflin<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It took me a few months to figure out Allison&#8217;s, but I was watching TV and saw the <a href=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Loris<\/a>&#8220;>slow loris<\/a>. They look like Ewok\/teddy bear\/large hamsters, and they have toxin glands in their armpits. That sums up Allison &#8211; supercute, but bitey.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, if I were as cute as a loris, I&#8217;d need a defense mechanism too, or I&#8217;d end up without any fur from all the tickling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE: THE LORIS&#8217; NAME IS SONYA. Is my power animal a loris? My heart goes into palpitations every time I watch this. I like how the person holding the camera starts making sounds like ghosts at the end, as they can&#8217;t handle the cute and their brain starts to melt. Long ago, I used to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[151,150,152],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine","tag-allison","tag-loris","tag-so-cute"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":927,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}