{"id":9,"date":"2004-10-19T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T10:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=9"},"modified":"2017-05-10T11:00:12","modified_gmt":"2017-05-10T17:00:12","slug":"have-you-ever-covertly-knit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/9","title":{"rendered":"Have you ever covertly knit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s Friday, even the heavy load of Abbott-related blogs can&#8217;t keep me down.  Lena is coming to visit, and I can&#8217;t wait to have a refreshing and fun time with her.  I hope it&#8217;s nice enough for us to go to the park and swing.  I really want swing, and I bet I can make her.  I&#8217;ll give her for a neat piece of paper, and she&#8217;ll totally do it.<\/p>\n<p>I have a tummy full of milk, and the work day is 3.5\/8 done.<br \/>\nI&apos;m sitting at my cubicle.  I have a sock on two straight needles nestled down by my side in my chair.  I have a &apos;secretary&apos; cubical,<br \/>\n  which means there&apos;s a ledge at chest level instead of the cover of the regular cubical panel.<\/p>\n<p>I have little work to do, and yesterday I spend all my downtime using the computer.  I figured no one could blame me if I at least &lt;i&gt;looked&lt;\/i&gt; busy.  After playing three hours of Flash-driven Tetris, I bleared my way home.  Today I came armed with knitting.<\/p>\n<p>How can I knit on the clock?  I convinced myself that if I wear these mittens home, it was a necessary endeavor.<\/p>\n<p>Don&apos;t look at me like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since it&#8217;s Friday, even the heavy load of Abbott-related blogs can&#8217;t keep me down. Lena is coming to visit, and I can&#8217;t wait to have a refreshing and fun time with her. I hope it&#8217;s nice enough for us to go to the park and swing. I really want swing, and I bet I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}