{"id":89,"date":"2005-03-08T18:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T18:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=89"},"modified":"2005-04-06T15:04:53","modified_gmt":"2005-04-06T21:04:53","slug":"holy-kidneys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/89","title":{"rendered":"Holy Kidneys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning,   I was determined to be cheerful. I wore the pink shirt that came in the care package from my mom,   and I bought myself and my favorite co-worker lattes at the Abbott cafeteria.<\/p>\n<p>Two thirds of the way through, I realized that I was drinking two shots of espresso plus some sugary syrups. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>My kidneys hurt. I haven&#8217;t hallucinated, but now I know (the hard way) that I have not cured myself of my coffee sensitivity yet.<\/p>\n<p>Hey &#8211; hey &#8211; so I might get a cat. There&#8217;s this cat that someone at Abbott is getting rid of, and it&#8217;s sooo cute (and clawless and spayed and all those good things). I&#8217;m going up to Kenosha on Friday night to meet and maybe become the foster owner of a cat named Katrina. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ll keep you updated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I was determined to be cheerful. I wore the pink shirt that came in the care package from my mom, and I bought myself and my favorite co-worker lattes at the Abbott cafeteria. Two thirds of the way through, I realized that I was drinking two shots of espresso plus some sugary syrups. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}