{"id":884,"date":"2009-02-15T19:58:18","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T01:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/884"},"modified":"2009-02-15T19:58:18","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T01:58:18","slug":"i-left-my-haaaat-in-chicaaaagoooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/884","title":{"rendered":"I left my haaaat in Chicaaaagoooo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK,   that doesn&#8217;t really work as well as &#8216;heart&#8217; and &#8216;San Francisco&#8217;,   but it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>I got in to Chicago on Saturday,   and then proceeded to make a series of mistakes.<\/p>\n<p>1. I left &#8220;Jailbait Zombie&#8221; on the plane. I had finished it, so that&#8217;s good, but I had promised it to like five people, so that&#8217;s bad.<br \/>\n2. I put my train pass into the dollar slot on the bus. As soon as I did it, I noticed, and had a very nice &#8220;nooooooo&#8221; slo-mo voice to go with the slow mechanical taking of my card. The bus driver didn&#8217;t make me pay again.<br \/>\n3. I left the bowler hat I brought for Anton at Abby&#8217;s. I put it on the coat rack above my stuff, so I wouldn&#8217;t forget. On the upside, I cannot think  of a better place to leave a bowler.<br \/>\n4. I left for the train an hour early. My computer clock said 10:15, but it was on East Coast time. At least I wasn&#8217;t an hour late.<br \/>\n5. I left my gloves in the cab. The cab was whisking me to the train station because I thought I was going to be late. There is no upside on this one.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d been having this quandary about how to locomote myself once I got to the suburbs, since there&#8217;s no car for me here. I&#8217;m staying at my grandma&#8217;s house, but she&#8217;s at a nursing home three miles away. That&#8217;s not *that* far, but it&#8217;s cold. To rent a car would have been $300. I was all set to borrow a bike (actually, three different friends all had bikes to lend, and a fourth friend was willing to go fetch and pump up tires, and this is how I know I have good (and bikey) friends) and in the middle of the night, I woke up and realized that I didn&#8217;t have proper gear for cold-weather biking, and that it would be miserable. I promptly fell asleep, and slept till morning.<\/p>\n<p>I called my brother, because he&#8217;s logical and could help solve the puzzle. He talked to my mom today and came up with a brilliant plan. He and my mom are coming up tomorrow (since they have the day off for President&#8217;s Day), and I&#8217;ll drive back with them. There are a whole bevy of upsides to this: I get to see my other grandma, my sister and her baby, and the farm. Then, I&#8217;ll take one of their cars back up to Chicagoland later this week. I&#8217;ll still get plenty of days to hang out with grandma. My parents will both come up together, and then they&#8217;ll be able to drive me to the airport on Tuesday, then drive the two cars back home.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like a weight&#8217;s been lifted. Too bad I can&#8217;t reward my brother with the bowler yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, that doesn&#8217;t really work as well as &#8216;heart&#8217; and &#8216;San Francisco&#8217;, but it&#8217;s true. I got in to Chicago on Saturday, and then proceeded to make a series of mistakes. 1. I left &#8220;Jailbait Zombie&#8221; on the plane. 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