{"id":673,"date":"2008-04-29T12:33:12","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T18:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/673"},"modified":"2008-04-29T12:35:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T18:35:31","slug":"fighting-fire-with-fire-i-mean-hunger-with-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/673","title":{"rendered":"Fighting fire with fire &#8230; I mean hunger with cookies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/666\">posted about walking in the 40th Annual Walk for Hunger<\/a>,   and basically asking friends to kick in a little cash in my fundraising efforts (which are awkward at best).<\/p>\n<p>This week, I decided that I needed to kick it up a notch. I&#8217;ve always had a problem with fundraising, ever since my days of Girl Scouts. I&#8217;ve made peace with this by pulling myself into the thing I know best.<\/p>\n<p>IF YOU <a href=\"http:\/\/www.projectbread.org\/goto\/sundaykofax\">DONATE MONEY<\/a>, I WILL SEND YOU COOKIES.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/107\/303269275_ce5de680b0.jpg\" alt=\"bread\" \/><br \/>\n<i>This is just what I can do with bread. Just imagine the cookies.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I said it. If you donate, any amount at all, I&#8217;ll send you a batch of my great grandma Bertha&#8217;s amazing oatmeal raisin or my extraordinary great aunt Gertrude&#8217;s chocolate chip cookies. It&#8217;s the only way I know how to raise money, so I&#8217;m doing it up GS style.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to raise $1,000 to help hungry people, and I&#8217;m (as of this posting) 27% done. I hate asking for money, but I also hate world hunger, so this helps to solve both.<\/p>\n<p>AND, if you donate $20 or more, I&#8217;ll also send you the zine I&#8217;m making about the whole thing, with both cookie recipes. (The only stipulation is that you refer to them as great-grandma Bertha&#8217;s or great-aunt Gertrude&#8217;s recipe.)<\/p>\n<p>Now, <a href=\" http:\/\/www.projectbread.org\/goto\/sundaykofax\">who wants some effing cookies<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I posted about walking in the 40th Annual Walk for Hunger, and basically asking friends to kick in a little cash in my fundraising efforts (which are awkward at best). This week, I decided that I needed to kick it up a notch. I&#8217;ve always had a problem with fundraising, ever since my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2,33,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-after-school-special","category-best-idea-ever","category-famoose","category-random-sonya-fact"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}