{"id":600,"date":"2007-10-23T14:23:57","date_gmt":"2007-10-23T20:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/600"},"modified":"2007-10-23T14:29:07","modified_gmt":"2007-10-23T20:29:07","slug":"raisin-paste-a-new-world-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/600","title":{"rendered":"Raisin paste: a new world order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was studying the package of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nabiscoworld.com\/Brands\/ProductInformation.aspx?BrandKey=chipsahoy&#038;Site=1&#038;Product=4400001510\">Chips Ahoy! Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookies<\/a> at the table today (because god knows,   I can&#8217;t eat without reading),   and one of the ingredients listed is raisin paste. I had just been feeling snarky and superior about the chemicals in commercial cookies, and they hit me with raisin paste.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kraftfoods.com\/images\/ocpimages\/44000\/01510CF.GIF\" alt=\"coooookies\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Weirdout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was studying the package of Chips Ahoy! Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookies at the table today (because god knows, I can&#8217;t eat without reading), and one of the ingredients listed is raisin paste. I had just been feeling snarky and superior about the chemicals in commercial cookies, and they hit me with raisin paste. Weirdout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-new-to-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}