{"id":596,"date":"2007-10-12T13:45:57","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T19:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/596"},"modified":"2007-10-16T13:49:44","modified_gmt":"2007-10-16T19:49:44","slug":"tootsie-rolls-1-whales-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/596","title":{"rendered":"Tootsie Rolls 1, whales 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was supposed to be our whale watching adventure. We had signed up for a clambake cruise and whale watch for the Saturday after Jason&#8217;s birthday,   and it got postponed until Thursday. Then,   on Thursday,   it was postponed again. I&#8217;m just a little bit mad at whatever force or nature or boat is keeping me from seeing whales, and maybe even touching whales.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe nibbling whales. (I don&#8217;t really want to hurt a whale, I just want to know what they taste like.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we were all signed up at this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whales.net\">whale watcher cruise<\/a> (ok, you should note that the website URL is whales.net. Isn&#8217;t that kind of cruel and funny?) and after two postponements, we decided to cancel. Whale season is almost over anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Jason suggested we take our money earmarked for whales (band name!) and go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daveandbusters.com\">Dave and Busters<\/a> in Providence instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was supposed to be our whale watching adventure. We had signed up for a clambake cruise and whale watch for the Saturday after Jason&#8217;s birthday, and it got postponed until Thursday. Then, on Thursday, it was postponed again. I&#8217;m just a little bit mad at whatever force or nature or boat is keeping me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}