{"id":58,"date":"2005-01-26T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T13:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=58"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"rar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/58","title":{"rendered":"Rar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Say it out loud. It sounds good to say.<\/p>\n<p>Carboard sword.<br \/>\n&lt;a href=http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/wire\/2005\/01\/25\/fcc\/index.html&gt;FCC rejects 36 indecency complaints over &quot;Friends,  &quot; &quot;The Simpsons.&quot;&lt;\/a&gt;<\/p>\n<p>WTF,<br \/>\n  mate? I&apos;m glad the FCC realized how silly this is, but still. It&apos;s silly. It&apos;s silly, and it makes me mad.<\/p>\n<p>Here&apos;s a quote:<br \/>\n&quot;In what community in America are graphic terms for genitalia decent?&quot; said Lara Mahaney, a spokeswoman for the council.<\/p>\n<p>What&apos;s the difference between graphic and medical? One of the complaints involves an episode of &quot;Friends&quot; where a scene in a medical office where the conversation is about fertility options. I found the script, and here&apos;s the offensive part:<\/p>\n<p>&lt;em&gt;Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses&apos; station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You&apos;re not&#8230; gone?<\/p>\n<p>Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don&apos;t allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?<\/p>\n<p>Chandler: Yeah! yeah&#8230; The hard part is over!<\/p>\n<p>Janice: That&apos;s not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren&apos;t you worried about the results?<\/p>\n<p>Chandler: I haven&apos;t&#8230; I haven&apos;t even thought about the results yet&#8230; I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.<\/p>\n<p>Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.<\/p>\n<p>Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it&apos;s not? What if there is a reason why we can&apos;t have a baby?<\/p>\n<p>Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it&apos;s gonna be just fine.<\/p>\n<p>Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can&apos;t believe I didn&apos;t even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to&#8230; come here and do&#8230; &apos;that&apos;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can&apos;t do it at a doctor&apos;s office?<\/p>\n<p>Chandler: (stares at her intently, then yells) It was a &quot;Wendy&apos;s!! &quot;&lt;\/em&gt;<\/p>\n<p>A complaint over &quot;The Simpsons,&quot; which airs on Fox, included a scene from a November 2003 episode in which students carried picket signs with the phrases &quot;What would Jesus glue?&quot; and &quot;Don&apos;t cut off my pianissimo.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I don&apos;t even know what that&apos;s referring to. I must have missed the episode. In any case, the whole thing is hilariously out of control.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s great that in our Republican-dominated government, we&apos;re adding more and more control, (which, I believe, is not the Republican credo) and completely ignoring the fact that this really wouldn&apos;t be a problem if parents monitored their kids&apos; TV consumption, and maybe didn&apos;t let them watch TV all day. What if we smashed half the TVs in the US? I think there would still be plenty left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Say it out loud. It sounds good to say. Carboard sword. &lt;a href=http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/wire\/2005\/01\/25\/fcc\/index.html&gt;FCC rejects 36 indecency complaints over &quot;Friends, &quot; &quot;The Simpsons.&quot;&lt;\/a&gt; WTF, mate? I&apos;m glad the FCC realized how silly this is, but still. It&apos;s silly. It&apos;s silly, and it makes me mad. Here&apos;s a quote: &quot;In what community in America are graphic terms [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}