{"id":574,"date":"2007-08-17T10:55:55","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/574"},"modified":"2007-08-17T10:55:55","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:55:55","slug":"best-idea-ever-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/574","title":{"rendered":"Best idea ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to use the song &#8220;The Salmon Dance&#8221; from the newest Chemical Brothers album &#8230; for storytime.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kJEacTZmd7I\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><em>Put your hands to the side,   as silly as it seems,<br \/>\nAnd shake your body like a salmon floatin\u2019 up stream!<\/p>\n<p>All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water<br \/>\nAnd part of their life in salt water.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I mean, how great is that? I guess the part about spawning and dying isn&#8217;t real appropriate. Neither is<br \/>\n<em>When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed<br \/>\nThey looked around and stood like I was on crack<br \/>\nI heard somebody say out loud what the fuck is that<br \/>\nThis nigga\u2019s dancin like a fish while he\u2019s doin\u2019 the snap<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s why I write the impulsive things I think on my blog, instead of trying them out on unsuspecting kids and parents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really want to use the song &#8220;The Salmon Dance&#8221; from the newest Chemical Brothers album &#8230; for storytime. Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems, And shake your body like a salmon floatin\u2019 up stream! All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water And part of their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,16,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-idea-ever","category-in-reality-im-six","category-librarical","category-storytime"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}