{"id":537,"date":"2007-05-04T15:10:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T21:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/537"},"modified":"2007-05-04T15:10:21","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T21:10:21","slug":"poopsmith-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/537","title":{"rendered":"Poopsmith in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I learned that I am not yet ready to handle kid poop. I can handle cat poop (there&#8217;s only so much poo a cat can hold),   I can handle cow patties (because they&#8217;re outside), and I routinely deal with my own. As it turns out, I&#8217;m just not ready for the amount of poo that can be found in a 3-year-old&#8217;s butt.<\/p>\n<p>I do give kudos to all parents, for I am certain that at some point while in public, some substance is going to come out of your child, and you have to deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>On a different note, I have more to post about the MLA con, but I&#8217;m back at the library today, and had a stinky new experience I just had to share. I hope not all stomachs are turned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I learned that I am not yet ready to handle kid poop. I can handle cat poop (there&#8217;s only so much poo a cat can hold), I can handle cow patties (because they&#8217;re outside), and I routinely deal with my own. As it turns out, I&#8217;m just not ready for the amount of poo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-did-it-for-schmience"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}