{"id":536,"date":"2007-05-02T20:17:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T02:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=536"},"modified":"2007-05-02T20:27:43","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T02:27:43","slug":"what-do-cats-say-when-theyre-squeezed-around-the-middle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/536","title":{"rendered":"What do cats say when they&#8217;re squeezed around the middle?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MLAAAA*<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.masslib.org\/conference\/2007Conference\">Massachusetts Library Association conference<\/a>. Woooo! It&#8217;s my first conference as a real-live librarian,   which makes the exhibit hall more fun. That&#8217;s where vendors set up tables with their wares and e-wares ad ply us librarians with tchotchkeys and candy so we buy their products. As a student,   I had to fake like I had buying power with Scholastic and sneak around to gank Nalgenes from Microsoft. Pff. Now I&#8217;m like,   &#8220;gimme your URL. No I don&#8217;t want your catalog. Yes, I&#8217;ll take that free pen, and sure I&#8217;ll enter your raffle&#8221;. I&#8217;ve already learned the hard way what it is to take lots of freebies. Today I got away with just a few advanced copies, copies of books I might actually read.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/482076440\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/219\/482076440_162e63fc84_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"self_titled\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t upped the pink highlights in my hair for a few months, so I spiffed up before coming to the con. Now that I&#8217;m hear, I&#8217;m realizing that I&#8217;m the most casually dressed person here, and I haven&#8217;t spied any other unnaturally-colored hair (no old-lady, blue-hair jokes &#8211; librarians are hip, dammit!), but no matter. Jenna Freedman will be here Friday, <a href=\"http:\/\/partners.interactivist.net\/node\/215\">represent<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/482076430\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/196\/482076430_d9a672cf5e_o.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"Tiny Tech\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I really enjoyed listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/librarian.net\">Jessamyn West&#8217;s<\/a> program &#8220;Tiny Libraries: How to Use Technology Sensibly in Small Libraries&#8221;. Her style of presenting technology is astounding: concise and informative, without alienating those hearing the terms for the first time. I try not to be a techsnob, and really really try not to roll my eyes when someone says, &#8220;What&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikipedia.org\">Wikipedia<\/a>?&#8221;, so now I can channel her poise and ability to use fun (and yet still useful) analogies. My favorite was that open source is like a free kitten. Yes, it&#8217;s free, but it requires care and upkeep. (The context was of using an opensource <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&#038;rls=en&#038;q=define:+opac&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8\">OPAC<\/a> like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.koha.org\">KOHA<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve now been in the same room as Nancy Pearl, so I can die a happy librarical death.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/482076432\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/222\/482076432_85ed9f1a3b_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"hoodie's_gonna_get_you\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jason came with me, so we hit the town tonight. We ate at a restaurant called Admiral T.J. Hooker&#8217;s. Not really, but I&#8217;m too full to think properly. I ate a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Now what? Rest, recoup, watch HBO, and get ready for tomorrow. I&#8217;m looking forward to more youth services programs. I think after this conference, I&#8217;ll be full to the brim of conferences. I feel like what I want now is to invite a dozen of the closest youth services librarians from my area over for drinks, ply them with alcohol, and pick their brains. Hmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>*That&#8217;s an old Green Family Trio inside joke. But seriously, it&#8217;s the sound we think a cat makes when a small child picks it up under the arms and its legs are hangin&#8217; down and its neck is all sqooshd. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/482088814\/\">Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MLAAAA* I&#8217;m at the Massachusetts Library Association conference. Woooo! It&#8217;s my first conference as a real-live librarian, which makes the exhibit hall more fun. That&#8217;s where vendors set up tables with their wares and e-wares ad ply us librarians with tchotchkeys and candy so we buy their products. 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