{"id":522,"date":"2007-03-31T06:58:59","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T12:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/522"},"modified":"2007-03-31T06:58:59","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T12:58:59","slug":"pwnd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/522","title":{"rendered":"PWND!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/152\/440683585_4eff449526.jpg\" alt=\"fragged\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This PT Cruiser was parked outside the videogame store where I chatted up the employee (and probably the owner of this car) about Wii games.<\/p>\n<p>Someday,   I&#8217;ll have children and my hope is that I&#8217;ll be hip enough to do similar things (except never drive a PT Cruiser).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This PT Cruiser was parked outside the videogame store where I chatted up the employee (and probably the owner of this car) about Wii games. Someday, I&#8217;ll have children and my hope is that I&#8217;ll be hip enough to do similar things (except never drive a PT Cruiser).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-heart-robots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}