{"id":519,"date":"2007-03-26T16:14:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-26T22:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/519"},"modified":"2007-03-26T16:14:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T22:14:31","slug":"g-to-the-rizzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/519","title":{"rendered":"G to the rizzo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who requested I post more,   I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re looking for,   but this is what I have for you.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s raining.<br \/>\nMy new phone stopped ringing. Like,   it never rings, even after checking that it&#8217;s set on &#8216;ring&#8217; and am using a Motorola-supplied tone (as opposed to Mindless Self Indulgence&#8217;s <i>Bitches<\/i>).<br \/>\nSo I reset it.<br \/>\nNow my phone numbers are gone, and when I use iSync, they don&#8217;t show up again.<br \/>\nI know this should be doable, since Jason synched my phone in the first place.<br \/>\nBut he&#8217;s not here.<br \/>\nWhich reinforces the fact that I need him.<br \/>\nBut not in that awwww nice way, in the petulant fix-it-for-me way.<br \/>\nWhich makes me grumpy.<br \/>\nAnd want to post and bitch about it.<br \/>\nWhich makes me loathe myself.<br \/>\nBecause posts like these are no fun.<br \/>\nWhirling dervish of a downward spiral, leaving me no choice but to eat ice cream for dinner.<br \/>\nThat is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who requested I post more, I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re looking for, but this is what I have for you. It&#8217;s raining. My new phone stopped ringing. Like, it never rings, even after checking that it&#8217;s set on &#8216;ring&#8217; and am using a Motorola-supplied tone (as opposed to Mindless Self Indulgence&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-feeling-emo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}