{"id":518,"date":"2007-03-25T11:41:09","date_gmt":"2007-03-25T17:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/?p=518"},"modified":"2007-03-25T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-25T17:42:00","slug":"you-and-me-and-everyone-wii-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/518","title":{"rendered":"You and Me and Everyone Wii Know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WoOt. Thanks to Graver&#8217;s tip (a text-message service that tells you when stores in your area get shipments of the Wii) I am a proud owner of a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wii\"> Wii<\/a>. (For those of you who don&#8217;t know what it is,   and are too lazy to click on the Wikipedia link,   the Wii is a animatronic Shetland pony that is a combination Roomba\/dishwasher. Just kidding. It&#8217;s a tattoo that uses glitter embedded under the epidermis.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/185\/433771466_d0a8dd6e88.jpg\" alt=\"wii\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday,   Jason got a text that Wii was at Circuit City. We called, and they told us they&#8217;d have them for Sunday. They said that they open at 10, but would hand out vouchers at 9 a.m. I took Jason to the airport this morning, and was back in town standing in front of Circuit City by 8:30. I was fourth in line. The CC flier said &#8220;minimum shipment of 10&#8221;, so we weren&#8217;t sure how many people were going to get their Wiis.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/176\/433771149_f32c37c576.jpg\" alt=\"Standing in line\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The girl in the photo let me sit on her blanket, which was nice because I was in my pjs (cat-hair-covered ninja pants and hoodie) having not considered that I&#8217;d need to stand outside. It began to sleet at 8:45, and by this time there were about 13 people in the line. At ten till, a bunch of people showed up. At 9:05 the smug CC employees came to pass out vouchers. I got my vouchers, waved goodbye to my temporary line friends, and went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ihop.com\/\">IHOP<\/a> to warm up, eat breakfast, and wait till the store opened.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/150\/433771500_a4182bb097.jpg\" alt=\"wii voucher\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Sidenote: I had the double cinnamon swirl french toast, and it was very much like eating the insides of a cinnamon roll, which was fantastic.)<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m at home, warm and full of cinnamon goo, with this Wii staring at me. I&#8217;ve started reading reviews of games, and I think my game plan is to figure out one that I know Jason and I will love and buy it. I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s going to be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/WarioWare:_Smooth_Moves\">Warioware: Smooth Moves<\/a>. I&#8217;ll rent others before deciding to buy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WoOt. Thanks to Graver&#8217;s tip (a text-message service that tells you when stores in your area get shipments of the Wii) I am a proud owner of a Wii. (For those of you who don&#8217;t know what it is, and are too lazy to click on the Wikipedia link, the Wii is a animatronic Shetland [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-heart-robots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}