{"id":496,"date":"2007-01-28T19:22:10","date_gmt":"2007-01-29T01:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/496"},"modified":"2007-01-28T19:27:25","modified_gmt":"2007-01-29T01:27:25","slug":"surprise-im-not-dumb-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/496","title":{"rendered":"Surprise! I&#8217;m not dumb now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jason&#8217;s out of town this weekend,   and if there&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve learned about myself, it&#8217;s that if left to my own devices, I use those devices to make radical alterations to myself. You should be glad I&#8217;m not freshly tattood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/372644212\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/149\/372644212_15f043025b_t.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" alt=\"IMG_9015.JPG\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/372643551\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/135\/372643551_4d9778b296_t.jpg\" width=\"75\" height=\"100\" alt=\"IMG_9031.JPG\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/372643349\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/146\/372643349_782d07cc6d_t.jpg\" width=\"75\" height=\"100\" alt=\"IMG_9029.JPG\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/372644022\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/161\/372644022_357ccb7191_t.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"75\" alt=\"IMG_9019.JPG\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Click on thumbnails to see larger images. Plus there&#8217;s more on Flickr.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I only left the house today to go get hair dye. It&#8217;s a good thing I have work tomorrow, or I may never move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason&#8217;s out of town this weekend, and if there&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve learned about myself, it&#8217;s that if left to my own devices, I use those devices to make radical alterations to myself. You should be glad I&#8217;m not freshly tattood. Click on thumbnails to see larger images. Plus there&#8217;s more on Flickr. I only left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-feeling-emo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}