{"id":471,"date":"2006-11-22T23:47:33","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T05:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/471"},"modified":"2006-11-23T23:37:45","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T05:37:45","slug":"ocd-yeah-you-know-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/471","title":{"rendered":"OCD, yeah you know me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wadsbone and I chose to eat at Perkins tonight after looking at bikes,   and it reminded me of a recent Perkins faux pas.<\/p>\n<p>So,   I&#8217;m at Perkins a few weeks ago, because my good friends <a href=\"http:\/\/morebrains.blogspot.com\/\">Angie<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/professorblack.com\">Chris<\/a> were in town, and this was the brunch that sent them on their way. We&#8217;re wrapping up, and I go to the women&#8217;s room before we all leave.<\/p>\n<p>My actual personal experience with the terlet was average, but what happened next left me embarrassed and giggling for a few hours. I didn&#8217;t want to miss Angie and Chris&#8217; exit, so I was rushing. I went to the sink to wash my hands, where another woman was also performing ablution. As I finished, I went over to the paper towel dispenser. There was only one dispenser, and apparently the other woman had pushed the little lever to give herself a foot and a half of paper towel before she washed her hands. In my rush, I didn&#8217;t let the situation (excuse the pun) sink in, and in my rush, decided the best course of action was to rip off the amount of paper towel I needed (enough to not have soaking wet hands that leave prints on my friends&#8217; backs) and leave the rest.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buyonlinenow.com\/images\/thumbnails\/paper-towel-dispenser.jpg\" alt=\"paper towel dispenser\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As I got back to the table, the situation became clear. This woman hand purposely chosen to dispense the paper towel length she needed before washing her hands so she wouldn&#8217;t have to touch the lever with her newly-clean hand. It makes perfect sense, especially if you&#8217;re a surgeon or fearful of germs, and I totally ruined her day. I left a soggy half of her desired amount of paper towel and fled the scene.<\/p>\n<p>As I look back, I&#8217;m not sure what I could have done differently (other than wait for her to finish scrubbing her hands for the full 30 seconds) to avoid the situation. I didn&#8217;t want soppy hands for the farewell, and I believe I was wearing clothing that weren&#8217;t up for impromptu wicking.<\/p>\n<p>Now, when I think about it I giggle and feel kind of bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wadsbone and I chose to eat at Perkins tonight after looking at bikes, and it reminded me of a recent Perkins faux pas. So, I&#8217;m at Perkins a few weeks ago, because my good friends Angie and Chris were in town, and this was the brunch that sent them on their way. We&#8217;re wrapping up, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-terrible"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}