{"id":463,"date":"2006-11-09T00:17:10","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T06:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/463"},"modified":"2006-11-09T00:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T06:19:00","slug":"463","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/463","title":{"rendered":"Kaaaaaaaaahn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/455\">recently discovered<\/a>,   the sweater I just knitted is too small.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re not a knitter,   or don&#8217;t make &#8230; furniture, or &#8230; babies, then you don&#8217;t understand what this means. I&#8217;ve just spent hours upon hours of my time deciphering a pattern and fixing mistakes to make a perfect sweater. See, this sweater was worth ripping back yards and yards of yarn for a tiny mistake, because I love it. I have a tendency to give away the things I make (I hope you&#8217;re enjoying those mittens, Vivek!) so this was going to be the first thing for myself.<\/p>\n<p>Alas.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the sweater, in it&#8217;s perfectly perfect completed form:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/112\/292847337_3f08e672be_b.jpg\" alt=\"TOO SMALLLLLL\" \/><\/p>\n<p>See my forlorned face? See the cuffs? I&#8217;m not wearing anything underneath (hee) and it barely fits my torso.<\/p>\n<p>So. I&#8217;ve contacted the Rogue community (I&#8217;m being serious) and asked for advice. I think I&#8217;m going to take Rogue I around with me tomorrow and see if I can&#8217;t find a more appropriately sized model. I&#8217;m hoping someone will give me fifty American dollars for it. That would recoup the cost of yarn (and I will build a new death star, oh yes). Rogue II will be even better. I plan on knitting the sleeves IN THE ROUND.<\/p>\n<p>Did I just blow your mind?<\/p>\n<p><em>Email me if you&#8217;d like to buy this amazing, hand-knit, lovingly handily handcrafted sweater.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve recently discovered, the sweater I just knitted is too small. If you&#8217;re not a knitter, or don&#8217;t make &#8230; furniture, or &#8230; babies, then you don&#8217;t understand what this means. I&#8217;ve just spent hours upon hours of my time deciphering a pattern and fixing mistakes to make a perfect sweater. See, this sweater [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knit-or-get-off-the-pot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}