{"id":459,"date":"2006-11-05T21:52:25","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T03:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/459"},"modified":"2006-11-05T21:52:25","modified_gmt":"2006-11-06T03:52:25","slug":"i-like-pointy-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/459","title":{"rendered":"I like pointy teeth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in an H&#038;M dressing room pondering why I like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainment-news.org\/images\/thumbnails\/avril-lavigne-sticking-to-music-in-english.jpg\">Avril Lavigne<\/a>. It hits me &#8211; she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steckphotography.com\/corgan.jpg\">Billy Corgan<\/a> teeth. You know &#8211; pointy,   feral, vampiric grilles. The same goes for the singer from <a href=\"http:\/\/images.43things.com\/place\/00\/07\/3c\/474280lr.jpg\">My Chemical Romance <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twisted.org.uk\/tg\/clone\/fairuza.jpg\">Fairuza Balk<\/a>. They&#8217;re all bitey faced.<\/p>\n<p>My new zine: Biteyface<br \/>\n(I&#8217;d like to put a zine together &#8211; and bind it using my sweet conservation skillz. I haven&#8217;t figured out what the content should be, other than filled with spam poetry &#8211; but that&#8217;s not really my work. I don&#8217;t want to just C&#038;P blog posts either. I&#8217;d take suggestions.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in an H&#038;M dressing room pondering why I like Avril Lavigne. It hits me &#8211; she has Billy Corgan teeth. You know &#8211; pointy, feral, vampiric grilles. The same goes for the singer from My Chemical Romance and Fairuza Balk. They&#8217;re all bitey faced. My new zine: Biteyface (I&#8217;d like to put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-sonya-fact"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}