{"id":453,"date":"2006-10-31T18:59:01","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T00:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/453"},"modified":"2006-10-31T19:03:08","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T01:03:08","slug":"gslis-halloween-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/453","title":{"rendered":"GSLIS Halloween 2006"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my Halloween costume.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-content\/282560829_fddae552ed_b.jpg' alt='Halloween 2006' \/><\/p>\n<p>My costume was that I wasn&#8217;t wearing a costume (unless the Sonya costume consists of jeans and hoodies) but I had a big ol&#8217; flesh wound. My story goes that I was mugged on the way to the party. The muggers were kind of bitey. My plan was to turn zombie halfway through the evening. I succeeded.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/107\/283721328_f29526de9b.jpg\" alt=\"brainz\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t drink too much,   but I did eat too much candy. That&#8217;s edible blood I made,   then left in the microwave too long,   so then it became hard candy blood. That, plus a cupcake and dozens of handfuls of candy corn left me with a tummyache the likes of which have not been seen since nigh 1985.<\/p>\n<p>Also, check out Zombie Einstein.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/99\/283721907_aaac6f1206_m.jpg\" alt=\"zombie einstein\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He says &#8220;E=MC(dead)&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then he bit me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/101\/283016495_829369d6b3.jpg\" alt=\"zombie einstein + zombie sonya\" \/><\/p>\n<p>p.s. &#8211; like Miss E said, rum jello shots are just fine. I overreacted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my Halloween costume. My costume was that I wasn&#8217;t wearing a costume (unless the Sonya costume consists of jeans and hoodies) but I had a big ol&#8217; flesh wound. My story goes that I was mugged on the way to the party. The muggers were kind of bitey. My plan was to turn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-did-it-for-schmience"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}