{"id":402,"date":"2006-04-21T22:04:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-22T04:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/402"},"modified":"2006-04-22T07:42:55","modified_gmt":"2006-04-22T13:42:55","slug":"402","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/402","title":{"rendered":"V. bad things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jason and a whole crew of friends are in Vegas this weekend celebrating an <a href=\"http:\/\/hannahwinkle.com\/wedding\/\">upcoming wedding<\/a>,   and I decided that our relationship is significant enough to require some communcation about the expectations of his behavior. It could go without saying,   but I&#8217;d rather be explicit about these things.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t kill any hookers.<\/p>\n<p>Gotta lay down the ground rules, or they start walking all over you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/54\/131955677_c59caf2253.jpg\" alt=\"boltini\" \/><br \/>\nSpanks to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/sets\/72057594053465232\/\">Stephanie<\/a> for the sweet Goodwill hunting tee, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/morebrains.blogspot.com\/\">Heavy Metal Librarian<\/a> for the hot pic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason and a whole crew of friends are in Vegas this weekend celebrating an upcoming wedding, and I decided that our relationship is significant enough to require some communcation about the expectations of his behavior. It could go without saying, but I&#8217;d rather be explicit about these things. Don&#8217;t kill any hookers. Gotta lay down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-after-school-special"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}