{"id":397,"date":"2006-03-29T11:24:13","date_gmt":"2006-03-29T17:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/397"},"modified":"2006-03-29T11:24:13","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T17:24:13","slug":"terrible-terrible-joke-i-came-up-with-last-night-at-the-chemistry-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/397","title":{"rendered":"Terrible terrible joke I came up with last night at the Chemistry Library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How do fish get from one side of the pond to the other?<\/p>\n<p>A: <span style=\"color:white;\">Carpal tunnel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>*I&#8217;m using the patented <\/em>Invisi-Punchline\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 <em>technology of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesneeze.com\/\">The Sneeze<\/a>.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>*I&#8217;d like to dedicate this joke to Jake. You don&#8217;t hear ME complaining about grad school ailments. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How do fish get from one side of the pond to the other? A: Carpal tunnel. *I&#8217;m using the patented Invisi-Punchline\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 technology of The Sneeze. *I&#8217;d like to dedicate this joke to Jake. You don&#8217;t hear ME complaining about grad school ailments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-terrible"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}