{"id":376,"date":"2006-02-10T20:36:36","date_gmt":"2006-02-11T02:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/376"},"modified":"2006-02-10T20:37:50","modified_gmt":"2006-02-11T02:37:50","slug":"its-effing-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/376","title":{"rendered":"It’s effing on."},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to the 2006 Winter Knitting Olympics!<\/p>\n

First up, after the incredibly elaborate and tangled opening ceremonies (watch out for that llama! it’s after the angora rabbits!) is my event: Snowball’s Chance in Hell<\/a>.<\/p>\n


\nI’ve been waiting for this for weeks. <\/a> I’m so ready. I didn’t have a chance to even swatch (aka: stretch and run a practice lap) so I began this morning in LIS502. I would appreciate any and all help – be it emotional, technical, or chocolatal.<\/p>\n

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\nOk, noting the muffin top, perhaps it’s wisest to not be supportive in the chocolative department. SHANE.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to the 2006 Winter Knitting Olympics! First up, after the incredibly elaborate and tangled opening ceremonies (watch out for that llama! it’s after the angora rabbits!) is my event: Snowball’s Chance in Hell. I’ve been waiting for this for weeks. I’m so ready. I didn’t have a chance to even swatch (aka: stretch and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knit-or-get-off-the-pot"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}