{"id":362,"date":"2006-01-20T13:24:22","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T19:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/362"},"modified":"2006-01-20T19:52:48","modified_gmt":"2006-01-21T01:52:48","slug":"362","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/362","title":{"rendered":"Skirts and dames"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"woodgrain<\/p>\n

This is the skirt at Target I am going to buy today. I don’t even care that I’m paying full price, and that full price is a full $24.99. It’s woodgrain, for Cripe’s sake.<\/p>\n

Update: As it turns out, the skirt comes to about mid-calf, and doesn’t pleat as cutely – it’s more fabric than I thought. I had a talk with myself in the dressing room, and decided that it’s not the bee’s knees (especially since it covered mine). I’m taking the chance that it might go on sale, and will go see if there’s a better, more awesome fabric at Joann’s. Ha.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is the skirt at Target I am going to buy today. I don’t even care that I’m paying full price, and that full price is a full $24.99. It’s woodgrain, for Cripe’s sake. Update: As it turns out, the skirt comes to about mid-calf, and doesn’t pleat as cutely – it’s more fabric than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-idea-ever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}