{"id":333,"date":"2005-10-26T22:31:40","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T04:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/333"},"modified":"2005-10-26T22:32:40","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T04:32:40","slug":"the-blind-man-you-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/333","title":{"rendered":"The Blind Man, you say?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been biking by this all semester,   and just had to share:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/27\/52525070_8a771752e1.jpg\" alt=\"The Blind Man\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you  notice, there is a blind guy entangled in those vertical shades. Tasteless or hilarous? I think we can take a page out of the &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; book. Here, let me show you:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sum41.blogware.com\/_photos\/Peter.JPG\" alt=\"Greased up naked blind guy\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the greased up naked blind guy!<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;You&#8217;re never gonna catch me! You&#8217;re wasting your time. Go do something else!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been biking by this all semester, and just had to share: If you notice, there is a blind guy entangled in those vertical shades. Tasteless or hilarous? I think we can take a page out of the &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; book. Here, let me show you: It&#8217;s the greased up naked blind guy! &#8220;You&#8217;re never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-these-are-the-people-in-your-neighborhood"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}