{"id":330,"date":"2005-10-18T17:22:26","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T23:22:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/330"},"modified":"2005-10-18T17:22:26","modified_gmt":"2005-10-18T23:22:26","slug":"knit-a-tit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/330","title":{"rendered":"Knit a tit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/knitty.com\/ISSUEfall05\/images\/titbitsALT.jpg\" alt=\"tit bit\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. I said it. From the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.knitty.com\">Knitty.com<\/a> fall surprise,   I learned about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.titbits.ca\/\">Tit Bits<\/a>,   a website that provides both knitted fake boobies and support (get it &#8211; support!) for breast cancer survivors. Knitty has a <a href=\"http:\/\/knitty.com\/ISSUEfall05\/PATTbits.html\">free pattern<\/a> for making your own tit,   and although I don&#8217;t have anyone in my life who needs a new breast, I thinkI might make one anyway, just in case.<\/p>\n<p>(Much like making a penguin jumper, just in case there&#8217;s another oil spill near Antartica.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right. I said it. From the Knitty.com fall surprise, I learned about Tit Bits, a website that provides both knitted fake boobies and support (get it &#8211; support!) for breast cancer survivors. Knitty has a free pattern for making your own tit, and although I don&#8217;t have anyone in my life who needs a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-neat-o-sites"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}