{"id":326,"date":"2005-10-09T09:19:06","date_gmt":"2005-10-09T15:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/326"},"modified":"2005-10-09T09:22:24","modified_gmt":"2005-10-09T15:22:24","slug":"dead-kevin-is-no-fun-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/326","title":{"rendered":"Dead Kevin is no fun."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After finally getting the story about how we all managed not to hear about Kevin&#8217;s accident,   and learning that I wasn&#8217;t the only one out of the loop,   I still feel weird about not knowing that he was long gone.<\/p>\n<p>Leave it to Kevin to be a pain in the ass. I swear. It&#8217;s one thing to be whiny and fat,   quite another to up and die on us. Now what am I going to do with that burned copy of The Weakerthan&#8217;s Reconstruction Site that has &#8220;I hate you! [heart]&#8221; sharpied on it? I kept forgetting to mail it, and now Kevin will never hear the sweet sweet sounds of this album. Don&#8217;t wait to mail stuff! It will only end in tragedy!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/33\/49971952_e7c8958652.jpg\" alt=\"I hate Kevin\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The perpetual gag was that we all hated each other, illustrated in this photo taken at our <a href=\"http:\/\/americorps.org\/about\/programs\/nccc.asp\">AmeriCorps*NCCC<\/a> graduation. I was also standing on a lower step so he didn&#8217;t feel so short. There was nothing I could do about the fat, squinty, or baldness.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck off, Dead Kevin. I hate you, and miss you like hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After finally getting the story about how we all managed not to hear about Kevin&#8217;s accident, and learning that I wasn&#8217;t the only one out of the loop, I still feel weird about not knowing that he was long gone. Leave it to Kevin to be a pain in the ass. I swear. It&#8217;s one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}