{"id":3,"date":"2004-10-08T11:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T11:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=3"},"modified":"2017-05-10T09:07:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-10T15:07:40","slug":"observation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/3","title":{"rendered":"Observation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Public Affairs is a business-professional dress office.  I&apos;m wearing tights, for Cripes sake.  As I am one of the younger employees, my dress and style tend to be more young and hip.<\/p>\n<p>Today while wrestling said tights down to an appropriate spot to pee, I heard someone come in to the restroom.  After a great deal of &apos;shhhhhh&apos;-ing, the heady aroma of sticky floral permeated the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Someone had come in with the express purpose of re-hairspraying their hair.  I accelerated my routine in order to get a glimpse of the diva, and as I turned the corner down the long hall, I saw a sweet, 80s style &apos;do walking away from me.  In her hand swung a giant, bright red can of hair spray.<\/p>\n<p>THAT&apos;S what I like about PA.  I could probably gesture with a tampon on the way to the restroom, and not bat an eye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Public Affairs is a business-professional dress office. I&apos;m wearing tights, for Cripes sake. As I am one of the younger employees, my dress and style tend to be more young and hip. Today while wrestling said tights down to an appropriate spot to pee, I heard someone come in to the restroom. After a great [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1695,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}