{"id":288,"date":"2005-08-22T22:20:06","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T04:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/288"},"modified":"2005-08-22T22:20:06","modified_gmt":"2005-08-23T04:20:06","slug":"stupid-sexy-interslice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/288","title":{"rendered":"Stupid sexy interslice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though there&#8217;s a happy modem box blinking at me,   I don&#8217;t have straight up,   fair trade slice. I&#8217;m waiting until as late as possible to call the help line so I don&#8217;t have to be on hold for 36 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I&#8217;m going to be cranky and short in my blog. It&#8217;s only hurting those I love, but tough. &#8220;Life&#8217;s not fair,&#8221; my mother would often tell me, when I wanted one of everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though there&#8217;s a happy modem box blinking at me, I don&#8217;t have straight up, fair trade slice. I&#8217;m waiting until as late as possible to call the help line so I don&#8217;t have to be on hold for 36 minutes. That said, I&#8217;m going to be cranky and short in my blog. It&#8217;s only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantlet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}