{"id":280,"date":"2005-08-16T07:59:56","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T13:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/280"},"modified":"2005-08-16T08:05:36","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T14:05:36","slug":"worst-sleep-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/280","title":{"rendered":"Worst sleep ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just discovered that the bedroom window that blows such nice cool breezes faces a truck route. That&#8217;s fine. That just means that starting at 4 a.m.,   there&#8217;s heavy rumbling traffic noises that bring me a tad closer to being awake than I&#8217;d like to be.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately,   that wasn&#8217;t the major feature of last night. It seems a neighborly household was in an agitated state, and a couple would go outside onto their porch ever two hours to scream at each other. It&#8217;s one thing for there to be loud voices, it&#8217;s another to hear two people screaming, yelling, talking in that threatening dark tone, and generally upsetting the <del datetime=\"2005-08-16T13:49:12+00:00\">baby<\/del> Sonya. There was a lot of &#8220;when you go off to work scream, scream scream&#8221; and &#8220;who&#8217;s paying for their school? I am scream, scream, scream&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re no<a href=\"http:\/\/www.crazyauntpurl.com\/archives\/2005\/08\/dont_be_an_alar.php\"> Crazy Aunt Purl&#8217;s neighbors<\/a>, but they may prove to be contemporaries.<\/p>\n<p>I thought about calling the police, but the first outburst was probably 15 minutes long, and I was absorbed in listening to their fight, and deciding if it was awful enough to call about. By the third time, I decided that maybe they needed to get this out of their systems.<\/p>\n<p>I swear to you on this stack of laptop, if I hear so much as a peep tonight, I&#8217;m calling the po-po.<\/p>\n<p>Off to GA orientation ::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just discovered that the bedroom window that blows such nice cool breezes faces a truck route. That&#8217;s fine. That just means that starting at 4 a.m., there&#8217;s heavy rumbling traffic noises that bring me a tad closer to being awake than I&#8217;d like to be. Unfortunately, that wasn&#8217;t the major feature of last night. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantlet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}