{"id":274,"date":"2005-08-10T11:10:58","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T17:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/274"},"modified":"2005-08-10T11:24:10","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T17:24:10","slug":"a-brief-apology-to-jasons-ribcage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/274","title":{"rendered":"A Brief Apology to Jason&#8217;s Ribcage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hillary,   the new patron saint of superfurry 13-year-old cats, came and decided to take the cat!<\/p>\n<p>The cat has a new home with Hillary and her boyfriend, who will spend the day hanging out with her.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s all take the time to remember the cat.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/32198290\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/32198290_548c48dd24_m.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"240\" alt=\"katrina\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok, now, on with the show! Let&#8217;s remember, cats are for outside.<br \/>\nAll of the tee shirts I purchased at the thrift store yesterday were too small for Jason. They all happen to fit me to a &#8230; um &#8230; a T. Ah well. Sorry,<br \/>\n  there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/32927749\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/32927749_44db5582df_o.jpg\" width=\"352\" height=\"288\" alt=\"Picture(5)\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hillary, the new patron saint of superfurry 13-year-old cats, came and decided to take the cat! The cat has a new home with Hillary and her boyfriend, who will spend the day hanging out with her. Let&#8217;s all take the time to remember the cat. Ok, now, on with the show! Let&#8217;s remember, cats are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-idea-ever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}