{"id":272,"date":"2005-08-09T16:19:52","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T22:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/272"},"modified":"2005-08-09T16:23:38","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T22:23:38","slug":"goodwill-hunting-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/272","title":{"rendered":"Goodwill hunting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When your boyfriend packes and moves all of his clothes to Champaign,   then drives back to Chicago,   one wonders how he&#8217;ll dress himself.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, he has two options. He can pick clothes from the pile of discarded clothes he had left to give to Goodwill. He can also purchase new clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Having done both, he also can ask his supercool sig.oth.  to go to the thrift store and find some neat t-shirts. Unfortunately, he is not a big fat guy, which means he doesn&#8217;t get these:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/32715467\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/32715467_e0bdc79f2f_o.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"352\" alt=\"Picture(4)\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/32715466\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/32715466_b3eaeb3661_o.jpg\" width=\"352\" height=\"288\" alt=\"Picture(2)\"\/><\/p>\n<p>On the upside, he does get this:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/32719404\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/32719404_752c92f240_o.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"352\" alt=\"Picture(5)\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When your boyfriend packes and moves all of his clothes to Champaign, then drives back to Chicago, one wonders how he&#8217;ll dress himself. Basically, he has two options. He can pick clothes from the pile of discarded clothes he had left to give to Goodwill. He can also purchase new clothes. Having done both, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucket-of-sunshine"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}