{"id":267,"date":"2005-08-05T01:38:03","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T07:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/267"},"modified":"2005-08-05T01:38:03","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T07:38:03","slug":"no-more-teachers-dirty-looks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/267","title":{"rendered":"No more teachers&#8217; dirty looks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my plan for my last day at work.<\/p>\n<p>Blog.<br \/>\nRead other blogs.<br \/>\nKnit and listen to iPod.<br \/>\nGo for hour-and-a-half lunch,   make Steve buy.<br \/>\nSpace out.<br \/>\nCrack dirty jokes with Gina.<br \/>\nLeave early.<\/p>\n<p>I will update as needed throughout the day, so you know exactly what I&#8217;m not doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my plan for my last day at work. Blog. Read other blogs. Knit and listen to iPod. Go for hour-and-a-half lunch, make Steve buy. Space out. Crack dirty jokes with Gina. Leave early. I will update as needed throughout the day, so you know exactly what I&#8217;m not doing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-after-school-special"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}