{"id":264,"date":"2005-08-03T02:27:58","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T08:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/264"},"modified":"2005-08-03T05:03:01","modified_gmt":"2005-08-03T11:03:01","slug":"i-did-it-for-science-beer-rinse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/264","title":{"rendered":"I Did It For Schmience: Beer Rinse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m moving,   I&#8217;m eating whatever random food I have in my fridge. I discovered skunky Miller Lite from my birthday,   so instead of throwing it away,   I tried washing my hair in it.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t heard of anyone doing that since the 70&#8217;s, but I had nothing to lose. This morning, I used my usual Pantene shampoo\/conditioner. After rinsing, I cracked open a warm one, and poured it on my head. After a rinse, and a towel dry, I styled normally (that means I didn&#8217;t style at all) and headed off to work.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say that I smell boozy, but every once in a while, I&#8217;ll catch the yeasty waft of beer, and wonder if it&#8217;s my imagination.<\/p>\n<p>My hair looks and feels exactly the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m moving, I&#8217;m eating whatever random food I have in my fridge. I discovered skunky Miller Lite from my birthday, so instead of throwing it away, I tried washing my hair in it. I haven&#8217;t heard of anyone doing that since the 70&#8217;s, but I had nothing to lose. This morning, I used my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-did-it-for-schmience"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}