{"id":260,"date":"2005-07-29T05:40:24","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T11:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/260"},"modified":"2005-07-29T08:19:39","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T14:19:39","slug":"goodness-thats-unfortunate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/260","title":{"rendered":"Goodness. That&#8217;s unfortunate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nolanmusic.net\/\">Nolan<\/a>&#8216;s last show (for now? till they all move to Minneapolis? till they&#8217;re in their 40s?) and Sauza tequila was promoting the show. Not only did I get shots of margarita in a handy dandy shot glass complete with tether (don&#8217;t worry Jason,   I got you one), but the Sauza wenches were taking Polaroids to help all of us remember the evening &#8211; helpful, because their product was doing the opposite.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe how badly I photograph. I mean, a friend once said he never hit on me because he was scared of my teeth. I look like I&#8217;m about to eat the photo wench.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/29489131\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/29489131_d0afda5115_m.jpg\" width=\"234\" height=\"240\" alt=\"sonya\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lena used to make fun of me because I also have a kind of ratface smile. This is much much worse.<\/p>\n<p>Tim, on the other hand, looks normal, and kind of even happy. It does not look like he is dead inside, which surprised him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was Nolan&#8216;s last show (for now? till they all move to Minneapolis? till they&#8217;re in their 40s?) and Sauza tequila was promoting the show. Not only did I get shots of margarita in a handy dandy shot glass complete with tether (don&#8217;t worry Jason, I got you one), but the Sauza wenches were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-heart-robots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}