{"id":249,"date":"2005-07-19T15:15:12","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T21:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/249"},"modified":"2005-07-19T15:15:12","modified_gmt":"2005-07-19T21:15:12","slug":"i-invented-a-pocket-monster-oh-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/249","title":{"rendered":"I invented a pocket monster &#8230; oh, wait."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So during the roadtrip I decided to make a monster for Noah,   who I would be seeing Austin. See for yourself what 17 straight hours in a car can make you do:<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the monster studying Eugenics.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/27253933\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos23.flickr.com\/27253933_0ba9f4477d_m.jpg\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" alt=\"monster1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And after I gave the monster to Noah,   it tragically attacked him in the car.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/23527133@N00\/27253934\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos21.flickr.com\/27253934_b55e55942f_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"201\" alt=\"monster2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It turned him in to the actor that played Screech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So during the roadtrip I decided to make a monster for Noah, who I would be seeing Austin. See for yourself what 17 straight hours in a car can make you do: Here&#8217;s the monster studying Eugenics. And after I gave the monster to Noah, it tragically attacked him in the car. It turned him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-heart-robots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}