{"id":239,"date":"2005-06-30T02:44:03","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T08:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/239"},"modified":"2005-06-30T02:47:01","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T08:47:01","slug":"shit-shit-kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/239","title":{"rendered":"Shit shit, kitty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well,   there it is. The <a href=\"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/226\">open letter<\/a> didn&#8217;t work. The previous owner of my cat,   the one who said that if I ever didn&#8217;t want it I should call her and she&#8217;d take the cat back,   has told me that her husband won&#8217;t let her take the cat back.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/94563165@N00\/20363955\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos15.flickr.com\/20363955_bbc71cd094_t.jpg\" width=\"93\" height=\"100\" alt=\"katrina\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo, anyone want a cat?<\/p>\n<p>Upsides:<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s declawed<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s cuddly<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s not a kitten<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s aesthetically pleasing<\/p>\n<p>Downsides:<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s not a kitten<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s overly furry<br \/>\nShe meows at night unless you have a rolled up sock available for her to carry around like it&#8217;s a kitten.<\/p>\n<p>Help!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, there it is. The open letter didn&#8217;t work. The previous owner of my cat, the one who said that if I ever didn&#8217;t want it I should call her and she&#8217;d take the cat back, has told me that her husband won&#8217;t let her take the cat back. So, anyone want a cat? Upsides: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-after-school-special"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}