{"id":228,"date":"2005-06-22T01:52:51","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T07:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/228"},"modified":"2005-06-22T01:52:51","modified_gmt":"2005-06-22T07:52:51","slug":"ob-la-di-ob-la-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/228","title":{"rendered":"Ob-la-di, ob-la-da."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had the hiccups three times now in the past 24 hours. That&#8217;s the way I roll,   yo. I&#8217;ve also had the same song stuck in my head since last night. I can&#8217;t tell you what it is,   or it will never go away. Song-that-shall-not-be-named was a constant soundtrack while Jason and I played tennis after work. I think it went away briefly as we watched &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0108399\/\">True Romance<\/a>&#8220;, a film Jason passionately wanted me to see. It&#8217;s a lot like &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0119535\/\">A Life Less Ordinary<\/a>&#8220;, only with lead actors I&#8217;m not attracted to.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m all stressed out. Seriously. Trying to make my life ideal takes a lot of effort. I&#8217;d like to write a whiny white-middle-class-girl blues song about it, but I don&#8217;t know what rhymes with<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t consolidate my loans because they&#8217;re either private, or not enough to count.<\/p>\n<p>I have a cat I don&#8217;t want, but no one to take her.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to lose my insurance if I go on vacation.<\/p>\n<p>I have litigation hanging over my head from a rightly broken lease.<\/p>\n<p>The tag in the back of my shirt itches.<\/p>\n<p>My skirt has static cling, because I stopped shaving my legs.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m almost done with the book I like, and I loathe to read the one I have lined up.<\/p>\n<p>Dun du-duh da dun. Call me Johnny Lee Hooker. (Sonya Lea Hooker?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had the hiccups three times now in the past 24 hours. That&#8217;s the way I roll, yo. I&#8217;ve also had the same song stuck in my head since last night. I can&#8217;t tell you what it is, or it will never go away. Song-that-shall-not-be-named was a constant soundtrack while Jason and I played tennis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-heart-robots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}