{"id":214,"date":"2005-06-08T13:47:06","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T19:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/214"},"modified":"2005-06-08T13:47:06","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T19:47:06","slug":"stupid-sexy-interslice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/214","title":{"rendered":"Stupid sexy interslice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Children,   sometimes the internet breaks. It&#8217;s always always Jason&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to blog this morning,   as I have been in a goofy mood since last night,   but the server that holds this magnificent blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/jakemohan.net\">Jake&#8217;s haiku-only blog,<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/jeaun.com\">the Jeaun<\/a> crapped out.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m not full of imagination, silliness, or airplanes; I have to pee like a raceproverbial because I drank too much tea; and I really ought to whip out the <a href=\"http:\/\/infinitejeaun.blogspot.com\">IJ<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>On the upside, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arthurandersen.com\/\">file clean-out day<\/a>, and I get to wear jeans, and have scored a sweet free copy of the Qur&#8217;an.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Children, sometimes the internet breaks. It&#8217;s always always Jason&#8217;s fault. I wanted to blog this morning, as I have been in a goofy mood since last night, but the server that holds this magnificent blog, Jake&#8217;s haiku-only blog, and the Jeaun crapped out. So now I&#8217;m not full of imagination, silliness, or airplanes; I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rantlet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}