{"id":211,"date":"2005-06-06T11:25:57","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T17:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/211"},"modified":"2005-06-06T11:25:57","modified_gmt":"2005-06-06T17:25:57","slug":"i-need-to-adopt-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/archives\/211","title":{"rendered":"I need to adopt a baby."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently had a heart-to-heart with myself (not as difficult as you think) and realized\/decided\/discovered that I will some day adopt a baby.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve planned out so much of the next few years of my life,   and I think I just kept going with the planning.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s not something I&#8217;m going to do for a while, but when I <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/P\/PEOPLE_PENN_JILLETTE_GTV--?SITE=FLPET&#038;SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT\">read that Penn of Penn &#038; Teller named his baby Moxie CrimeFighter Penn<\/a>, it jolted me into remembering my inner conversation &#8230; because I think that&#8217;s exactly the kind of name I&#8217;d want to give a kid.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s why I know I shouldn&#8217;t get one yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently had a heart-to-heart with myself (not as difficult as you think) and realized\/decided\/discovered that I will some day adopt a baby. I&#8217;ve planned out so much of the next few years of my life, and I think I just kept going with the planning. Anyway, it&#8217;s not something I&#8217;m going to do for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-sonya-fact"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/outsidecat.com\/wordvehicle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}